The Grog Comics have become a cult favorite in the world of edgy web cartoons. Known for their unapologetically blunt humor and minimalistic art style, The Grog Comics take everyday awkwardness, office life, family dynamics, and human flaws and crank them up to absurd, hilarious extremes.
The mastermind behind the strip, Jake Grog, launched the comic in the early 2010s. Over the years, it has garnered a loyal following on social media for its fearless punchlines, adult themes, and no-holds-barred attitude. Whether it’s a passive-aggressive workplace jab or a wildly inappropriate classroom misunderstanding, each strip walks the fine line between funny and outrageous.
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1. Office Job vs. Wife
In this classic cubicle convo, a jaded office worker compares his job to his wife — only to drop the deadpan line that after all these years, the job still sucks. It’s an unexpected twist that blends workplace cynicism with relationship humor. Grog nails the bitterness with just two frames and one perfectly timed punchline, making this a favorite for anyone who’s ever felt trapped at a desk.
2. Forgetful at the Doctor
A senior visits her doctor about memory issues, only to forget the problem mid-consultation. The exchange is simple but brilliantly ironic — a “who’s on first?” moment that captures the frustration and absurdity of memory loss. The doctor’s sincere tone contrasts the hilarious confusion, showcasing Grog’s talent for minimal dialogue and maximum comedic payoff.
3. Foul-Mouthed Pancakes
A breakfast request takes a hard left when a kid drops an expletive-laced pancake order. Mom isn’t amused — sending one son after another to their rooms. The final punchline, delivered by the last kid, is a savage twist of pure logic and perfect timing. This strip proves Grog knows how to weaponize repetition, escalation, and deadpan delivery like a pro.
4. Nice Legs, Strong Table
At a nightclub, a guy compliments a woman dancing on a table — but his praise has a punch. “Nice legs” turns into a backhanded compliment about the table’s durability. This strip mixes flirtation and fat jokes with brutal honesty, making it equal parts hilarious and cringe-worthy. Grog’s party scenes always hit with awkward realness.
5. Classroom Cat Confusion
When a teacher questions why a student brought a cat to class, the kid innocently delivers the most hilariously inappropriate reason — quoting his dad’s private conversation with mom. It’s a jaw-dropping moment of misunderstood adult talk that turns into perfectly placed shock humor. Grog thrives on innocence gone wrong, and this one’s a prime example.
6. Bar Banter: Too Long & Never Get It
A barroom flirtation turns into a duel of dirty jokes. The guy tries a “too long” penis joke, only for the woman to slam him with an equally cutting line about her ass — “you’ll never get it.” It’s a fast, filthy, and clever volley of one-liners that reminds us Grog’s characters don’t pull punches — especially at happy hour.
7. Dreams in a King Bed
Three exhausted guys share a king bed after a ski trip, and what follows is a dream confessional. Two claim they had handjob dreams, while the third, obliviously, says he dreamt about skiing. It’s a perfectly set-up gag that makes you rethink the “hand” in handjob. Grog balances innuendo and innocence in a way that lands every time.
8. Bathroom Talk: Things You Shouldn’t Hear
This 9-panel strip is a rapid-fire list of absurd, disgusting, and hilarious things overheard in public bathroom stalls. From cold toilet water to creepy handoffs and maggot sightings, it’s Grog’s take on uncomfortable restroom truths — exaggerated to perfection. The mix of gross-out humor and sharp dialogue makes this a chaotic and unforgettable entry.
9. Horny Bastard Guessing Game
A classroom animal quiz turns personal when the teacher drops a not-so-subtle hint: “It’s something your mom calls your father.” One quick-witted student confidently guesses, “A horny bastard.” The blunt delivery and spot-on escalation make this a punchy example of Grog’s boundary-pushing humor — funny, fast, and slightly inappropriate in all the right ways.
10. Mopping the Floor with Your Face
In a barroom threat exchange, one guy says he’ll mop the floor with the other’s face. Without missing a beat, the comeback is gold: “You won’t get in the corners very well.” It’s a clever retort that turns a cliché insult into a visual gag. Classic Grog — turning bar brawls into witty wordplay with a single panel flip.
