Funny Cat Comics by Scott Metzger never fail to deliver big laughs with minimal fuss. Featuring sarcastic cats, clueless dogs, and perfectly timed punchlines, these comics explore the world from a pet’s hilarious point of view. If you’ve ever owned a cat—or been owned by one—these one-panel wonders will feel a little too real and a lot too funny.
About the Artist: Scott Metzger
Scott Metzger is a cartoonist with a razor-sharp sense of humor and a deep love for pets, particularly cats. He’s been creating comics for over 20 years, and his work has been featured in greeting cards, newspapers, and viral social media posts. Metzger’s style is instantly recognizable: bright colors, clean lines, and cats that talk back.
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1. Guilt? Never Heard of It
A dog opens up about guilt after doing something wrong, but the cat responds with a simple, “No.” The contrast is comedy gold. This panel captures the essence of cat behavior—completely unapologetic and unbothered by moral dilemmas. It’s one of those funny cat comics by Scott Metzger that hits hard with just two words.
2. Paw Bump Denied
The dog’s trying to teach empathy and remorse. The cat? Not interested. Instead, the feline’s paw is left hanging for a celebratory bump after breaking a vase. It’s a brilliant snapshot of cat indifference and misplaced priorities. The dog’s concern meets a wall of pure sass.
3. Selfie Overload
A cat raves over her best selfie ever, hashtags included. Her friend finally cuts her off with, “That’s enough, Molly!” It’s the purr-fect commentary on Instagram culture through a cat’s lens. Metzger’s ability to parody human habits through feline behavior is spot-on and hilarious.
4. Inventory Goals
When Mike asks Eddie the cat to inventory boxes, Eddie replies, “I’ve been waiting for this day.” Every cat owner knows this truth: cats love boxes. This comic turns that obsession into a workplace goal, making it both absurd and utterly relatable.
5. Feline Hall of Fame
A legendary cat who took 47 water squirts to the face without flinching earns his place in the Feline Hall of Fame. This comic elevates bad behavior to heroic status, and the other cats admire him like a rockstar rebel. It’s pure, cat-centric hilarity.
6. The Sound of Apathy
Parodying “The Sound of Music,” a cat sings about all the awful things it does and simply doesn’t care about. The lyrics are laugh-out-loud funny, and the deadpan delivery by a smug cat chorus seals the gag. Metzger’s musical twist is brilliantly absurd.
7. Guitar at 4:14 AM
A cat serenades its humans in bed at 4:14 AM, singing about being hungry and bored. The time on the clock is the real punchline—it’s early, and the cat does not care. Any cat parent will instantly relate to this painfully funny scenario.
8. Bed Creature Battle
Cats attacking moving feet under covers is a universal experience, and this comic delivers it with dramatic flair. “You want some?” the cat challenges, ready to pounce on the mysterious bed creature. It’s funny, accurate, and a bit threatening—like most cats.
9. Gentle Wake-Up
The cat’s internal monologue says “gentle,” but the action says “airhorn.” This one’s for anyone who’s been rudely awakened by a hungry feline. It’s perfectly timed and wonderfully exaggerated—a true highlight in funny cat comics by Scott Metzger.
10. Virtual Reality Scratching
A cat in a VR headset brags about scratching a couch while humans yell—”the ignoring feels so real!” It’s tech satire through a feline filter. Metzger pokes fun at both cats and our obsession with virtual experiences in one perfectly absurd panel.
Final Thoughts
These Funny Cat Comics by Scott Metzger deliver huge laughs with tiny paws. Whether he’s mocking social media or celebrating cat chaos, Metzger’s work is a joy for pet lovers and humor fans alike. Check out more of his comics and other funny creators at TheHumorSide.com.
